wearing silk

Husband walks into the kichen and places a bag of groceries on top of the counter. He tells his wife, "I've got dinner, and I didn't forget the milk." He pulls out a carton of plain milk. The wife becomes appalled and frustrated and responds, "And I thought you loved me." The husband is confused. The wife reaches inside the frig and pulls out a carton of Silk Milk and drinks a big gulp of it. There is a residue of milk lined around her lips making a "Milk Mustache." She does a little sashay as she declares, You know I only wear Silk--smooth and graceful just like me." The husband embraces her and adds, "And you wear it well." They both kiss.